It's coming!

An excerpt from The Dodo Bird's Gazette Vol. 1 Issue 1

ON THE SUBJECT OF THE HAZARDS OF USING BOOKS:

Personally, I blame the mad hatters in Hollywood for making such films as Die Hard—which contains the famous deleted scene where John McClane defeats a roomful of terrorists only armed with a copy of Stephen Hawking's time-traveling sci-fi classic A Brief History of Time. Such media is a horrible influence on humanity and should be avoided at all costs—that is, of course, unless I am featured in any of these films, television shows, or edutainment oriented film strips. When we can't trust what we see on film or television, what's next to lead us astray? Video games? I certainly hope that I will never be wronged by hopping on turtles and eating magic mushrooms while crawling through sewer pipes.

DISAPPEARING ACT

Hello internet moguls.

If you notice, what was here isn't here anymore. There is a reason for that. This location will be "re-launched" in few weeks in correlation with a new project I'm working on: THE DODO BIRD'S GAZETTE, a monthly publication providing the best in articles about the most sensationalist topics.

Topics Such As:

• BOOKS: The Hazards of Using Them
• HOW-TOs (such as "How-To Tan While Driving")
  

and of course

• YOUR HOROSCOPE: It Doesn't Look Good.

This will actually be a publication. Photocopied, zine-style leaflets will be available at local establishments or you can buy a nice bound copy of these wonderful monthly almanacs off of Lulu.com. Prices TBD.

I hope you'll find your way back here when I shamelessly promote myself in the few weeks times.

GOOD-BYE.